DDR4
/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr fɔːr/
n. — “DDR4: DDR3 that traded fly-by mess for point-to-point purity and pretended 16 banks made it a parallelism god.”
DDR3
/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr θriː/
n. — “DDR3: DDR that slimmed down to 1.5V and pretended 8n prefetch made it a bandwidth baron.”
DDR
/ˌdiː diː ˈɑːr/
n. — “DDR: SDRAM that figured out both clock edges work, doubling bandwidth while pretending SDR wasn't embarrassingly slow.”
Dynamic Random Access Memory
/diː ˈræm/
n. — “DRAM: the leaky bucket brigade of computing memory, forcing constant refresh orgies to pretend bits don't evaporate.”
SDRAM
/ˈɛs diː ˈræm/
n. — “SDRAM: DRAM that finally learned to dance to the system clock's tune, pretending async chaos was never a thing.”
SGRAM
/ˈɛs ɡræm/
n. — “SGRAM: standard DRAM with graphics pretensions, strutting special features to handle pixel-pushing without total memory anarchy.”
PCB
/piː siː ˈbiː/
n. — “PCB: the unsung green battlefield where components wage war via etched copper trenches instead of tangled wire spaghetti.”
GDDR
/ˌdʒiː ˌdiː ˌdiː ˈɑːr/
n. — “GDDR: graphics memory that sneers at DDR's pedestrian pace while force-feeding GPUs the bandwidth they pretend not to crave.”
GDDR7
/ˌdʒiː ˌdiː ˌdiː ˈɑːr sɛvən/
n. — “GDDR7: finally giving starving GPUs enough bandwidth to pretend AI training and 16K ray tracing aren't pipe dreams.”
GDDR6
/ˌdʒiː ˌdiː ˌdiː ˈɑːr sɪks/
n. — “GDDR6: because GDDR5 wasn’t quite fast enough to pretend modern GPUs don’t starve for bandwidth.”