i am CAT.
Long Island born… code-blooded… pattern-obsessed. fluent in languages both Human and Machine… from Arabic script (العربية, meaning “the clear language”) to raw Assembly logic where nothing is forgiven and everything matters.
i don’t just read alphabets… i see them. like color gradients. layered… rhythmic… recursive… nature debugging itself in slow motion.
they call me Chris. the letters C.A.T. aren’t branding… they’re provenance. raised on the early hum of machines and that quiet itch asking why things work. it started around eight… Roanoke Elementary. one moment staring at a keyboard… the next wondering why the whole world wasn’t already written in code.
years stacked. tech shifted skins. the core rule stayed put.
input goes in… output comes out.
same law as a sundial… feed it light… receive a shadow. computers just do the dance faster… cleaner… flashier. the principle? eternal. unpatched.
i speak quite a few languages… not just English and Spanish… but machine tongues too: Assembly, BASIC, C, Java, JavaScript, Perl, PHP, Python, Ruby, Visual Basic, XML. if it’s programmable… odds are i’ve poked it… prodded it… or refactored it after midnight.
i was full‑stack before that phrase got monetized. front‑end… back‑end… skin and guts. my first UI/UX project was decades ago… called “Kitty Litter”… yes, that was a pun… and yes, it landed. UX is just psychology with better typography.
i design. i build. i ship.
logos… print… web… business cards… including work for places like Detailing, Inc.
i sculpt in 3D when the mood hits… over 20 custom models loose in the wild on Sketchfab… quietly existing like digital fossils.
online i go by KATT. initials slightly similar, but claws a little sharper.
i’m a one-geek team with decades of Computer Science experience… spanning fields so intricate and so mundane that most people check out after three seconds. i can disassemble electronics down to teeny-tiny components… name them… tell you which to upgrade… which to scrap… and which might still pay out at a cash-for-gold spot because, “if it’s got bits then i Byte it.”
i’m detail-oriented. organized. friendly… until incompetence insists on repeating itself. i work solo or with a team… on time… clean… and usually one step past the brief. improvement isn’t a buzzword… it’s just Tuesday.
sarcasm? yes. surgical.
trolling? historically documented… but mostly PG-13 since ’97.
phi$h nets have felt my pull… allegedly… and still, “ewe no dey wey” which is pidgin English for roughly “you don’t know the road” meaning you’re lost, but confidently so
i fix things before i’m asked. i juggle systems. i refactor people’s assumptions. feedback is welcome as it’s just more code to optimize.
anywho… if you need assistance with systems, symbols, structure, or seeing the pattern behind the pattern… you already found me.
chris @ catencode . com
+1 628 4OO 2284
...or just Google CATENCODE