Tense

/ten(t)s/

adj. Of programs, very clever and efficient. A tense piece of code often got that way because it was highly bummed, but sometimes it was just based on a great idea. A comment in a clever routine by Mike Kazar, once a grad-student hacker at CMU:

"This routine is so tense it will bring tears to your eyes."

A tense programmer is one who produces tense code.