Facebook AKA Fakebook… the Frankenstein’s monster of social media. started out as a chill college hangout, right? Like, "let’s see what that guy from econ class is doing" or throw some pokes around like they were currency (remember when poking someone wasn’t weird??). then it mutated... now it’s this sprawling, messy, bloated thing that everyone’s kinda stuck with, like a group chat you can’t leave 'cause Aunt Susan keeps posting minion memes and you’d feel guilty. 🫠
